Just Don't Speak!

You know what's the awkwardest thing? When you attempt to be cordial while the other person is concurrently doing the same thing. Scenario: I'm walking down Brown St. and see this individual I have never seen. This how our conversation goes.
Hey What's up?

Sup Bruh?

I'm great. Yourself?

I'm cooly, man. What's good wit you?

That's great. See you around!

Aight, Talk to you soon bro.

Only the conversation sounded more like:

Hey What's [Sup Bruh?] up?

I'm great. I'm cooly, man.Yourself? What's good wit you?

That's great. Aight, See you around! Talk to you soon bro.

It's conversations like these that grinds my gears!