Call me weird. Call me crazy. Call me Jeff. I’ve surveyed a couple of my friends with this question and from the responses, I am the lone wolf. I decided to appeal to a larger mass to see if the responses would support or nullify their responses.
Situation: Before I jumped in the shower I took a look at myself in the mirror. I saw this African prince with a rare combination of a warrior’s body and Imhotep’s mind, in my sight anyway. I felt really good. AS I continued to scroll up and down my body, I was pretty satisfied with my “extras”. Let’s just say I may have a few ancestors within the Mandingo tribes. So with this extra confidence, I decided that I could only feel so much better once I actually bathe. Immersed in the aroma of Irish Springs and the lavishes of Johnson and Johnson, I decide that I should end this shower session. I stepped out of the curtains and….I’ve shrunk!
Question: Am I the only one who is much bigger when he hasn’t taken a shower versus when he has?
Note: This isn’t limited to guys. Girls, do you have any types of other experiences?
3 ppl talkin' to me:
wwwwwwooooooowwwww ummm tmi to share on the internet lol.. but Dr. Smith thinks that is a slight bit weird.
LMAO. Wow... well good luck with that :P
Call it what you want, but at least answer my question.
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What you say shawty?